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No More God Stuff: I'm Going Back to Producing Porn

April 1st, 2007 Leave a comment Go to comments

I’ve been thinking a lot about it and I’ve come to the conclusion that I really loved making a living by ruining lives. I’ll keep this short: I’m going back to producing porn and my business will be bigger and better than ever.

(Don’t freak out, people. Take a look at the date: it’s April Fools. I’m actually heading out the door to go to church.)

Not funny, you say? Ah, well… at least one of us is laughing. Lighten up. :)

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  • http://www.xanga.com/chicadecasa kf

    Saw your bulletin on myspace. Totally didn’t remember it was April Fool’s (but at the same time, totally didn’t fall for the prank.)

    Happy April to you! :)

  • http://www.xanga.com/chicadecasa kf

    Saw your bulletin on myspace. Totally didn’t remember it was April Fool’s (but at the same time, totally didn’t fall for the prank.)

    Happy April to you! :)

  • http://www.myspace.com/xfaithhopelovex shawn

    Wow, that was a good one.
    i was crushed, for a second.
    peace-love,
    shawn

  • http://www.myspace.com/xfaithhopelovex shawn

    Wow, that was a good one.
    i was crushed, for a second.
    peace-love,
    shawn

  • http://www.myspace.com/tdybaz Jason

    Whew! Man, you SO got me! I saw the bulletin, and my heart sank! “Noooo dude!!! Crap, what happened, did we not support him enough? Did someone hurt him, or was it monetary? Nuts!” those were the thoughts going through my head… before I read the ending. Dang! :-)
    But I’d rather get gotten ANY day of the week than to have my brother fall back into his sin!

    (doesn’t change the fact you’re a punk for getting me though! lol)

  • http://www.myspace.com/tdybaz Jason

    Whew! Man, you SO got me! I saw the bulletin, and my heart sank! “Noooo dude!!! Crap, what happened, did we not support him enough? Did someone hurt him, or was it monetary? Nuts!” those were the thoughts going through my head… before I read the ending. Dang! :-)
    But I’d rather get gotten ANY day of the week than to have my brother fall back into his sin!

    (doesn’t change the fact you’re a punk for getting me though! lol)

  • Greg

    dude… not funny…

  • Greg

    dude… not funny…

  • AaronM

    With the bridges that have been burned, you returning to porn could never happen. The community would never permit it.

    Missed having you with us for Sushi at RA. Just wasn’t the same without you. :(

  • AaronM

    With the bridges that have been burned, you returning to porn could never happen. The community would never permit it.

    Missed having you with us for Sushi at RA. Just wasn’t the same without you. :(

  • Anonymous

    Aaron,

    Sushi at RA… that’s a good memory.

    One thing I’d like to publicly state is that I appreciate your friendship. You’re one of the very few from the industry that has remained a friend despite everything that has happened. Thanks for that.

    Hope you had a good show.

  • http://www.donnysramblings.com Donny

    Aaron,

    Sushi at RA… that’s a good memory.

    One thing I’d like to publicly state is that I appreciate your friendship. You’re one of the very few from the industry that has remained a friend despite everything that has happened. Thanks for that.

    Hope you had a good show.

  • nancy

    YOU SCARED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!! But it took about 1/2 of a second to realize that you were kidding!!

  • nancy

    YOU SCARED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!! But it took about 1/2 of a second to realize that you were kidding!!

  • http://whorechurch.wordpress.com/ WhoreChurch

    The key is not to TELL people it’s a joke.

  • http://whorechurch.wordpress.com/ WhoreChurch

    The key is not to TELL people it’s a joke.

  • http://www.mattjonesblog.com/ mattithyahu

    Heh, you and Google both had me going for about a second. ;)

    On a completely different issue, I realized that I hadn’t been getting your feed in my feed reader a while back… and being the bad blog reader that I am, immediately forgot. I now see that you have switched over to WordPress (yeah, I know it must have been quite a while back), how have you enjoyed it? I really dig the software and imagine that eventually you will want to upgrade to the full version (that is still free). Sorry if you already talk about all this, I didn’t have your feed! heh. :)

    Blessings,
    Matt

  • http://www.mattjonesblog.com/ mattithyahu

    Heh, you and Google both had me going for about a second. ;)

    On a completely different issue, I realized that I hadn’t been getting your feed in my feed reader a while back… and being the bad blog reader that I am, immediately forgot. I now see that you have switched over to WordPress (yeah, I know it must have been quite a while back), how have you enjoyed it? I really dig the software and imagine that eventually you will want to upgrade to the full version (that is still free). Sorry if you already talk about all this, I didn’t have your feed! heh. :)

    Blessings,
    Matt

  • Tracy

    man donny, you really scared me!!!!!

  • Tracy

    man donny, you really scared me!!!!!

  • Anonymous

    W.C.,

    I had to tell. I can’t cause that many heart attacks and feel good about myself. :)

  • http://www.donnysramblings.com Donny

    W.C.,

    I had to tell. I can’t cause that many heart attacks and feel good about myself. :)

  • Kenni B

    Can honestly say I didn’t fall for it. Just felt like writing to say, “HOLY CRAP IT’S APRIL ALREADY!!!!”

    And to say that I’m going to read Blue Like Jazz based on your recommendation.

    Grace be yours friend.

  • Kenni B

    Can honestly say I didn’t fall for it. Just felt like writing to say, “HOLY CRAP IT’S APRIL ALREADY!!!!”

    And to say that I’m going to read Blue Like Jazz based on your recommendation.

    Grace be yours friend.

  • http://www.myspace.com/robbyboyrox Pastor Rob

    For being especially unfunny, that was pretty funny.

  • Ringo

    Alas, a perfect April Fools’ gag brought to ground before it had a chance to soar like an eagle.

  • http://www.myspace.com/robbyboyrox Pastor Rob

    For being especially unfunny, that was pretty funny.

  • Ringo

    Alas, a perfect April Fools’ gag brought to ground before it had a chance to soar like an eagle.

  • Albert

    I wonder who came up with April Fools???!!!

  • Albert

    I wonder who came up with April Fools???!!!

  • Cory

    ha… that was funny….

  • Cory

    ha… that was funny….

  • Daniel…

    Hey buddy, I’m having a very serious theological arguement against an agnostic… little girl. Yeah, so, I thought I’d give you the link and get your input. Seems to me like I stumped the heck outa her and she’s got to go and get help. Though I can “hold my own” in a debate like this, I’d sure like your input.

    And congrats on your “shirt” being the staple of want a Christian is on Coopers shoe :) lol!

    http://www.xanga.com/nosecrets_help

  • Daniel…

    Hey buddy, I’m having a very serious theological arguement against an agnostic… little girl. Yeah, so, I thought I’d give you the link and get your input. Seems to me like I stumped the heck outa her and she’s got to go and get help. Though I can “hold my own” in a debate like this, I’d sure like your input.

    And congrats on your “shirt” being the staple of want a Christian is on Coopers shoe :) lol!

    http://www.xanga.com/nosecrets_help

  • http://www.mandikaye.com/ Amanda

    I just have to say…I didn’t read this til today (for some reason, your feed isn’t updating in my reader) at work and all I could see was the title of the post (the post was blocked because of the title). This bothered me all day! I was kind of freaking out because I didn’t pay attention to the date, I only knew what the post title was. Glad to know it was a joke!

  • http://www.mandikaye.com Amanda

    I just have to say…I didn’t read this til today (for some reason, your feed isn’t updating in my reader) at work and all I could see was the title of the post (the post was blocked because of the title). This bothered me all day! I was kind of freaking out because I didn’t pay attention to the date, I only knew what the post title was. Glad to know it was a joke!

  • http://www.bobparkinslmft.com/ Bob

    I knew there was a catch…. you are both a changed man and a man with a sense of humor :)

  • http://www.bobparkinslmft.com Bob

    I knew there was a catch…. you are both a changed man and a man with a sense of humor :)

  • http://www.myspace.com/daphnekhoury Daphne

    That was funny…in a distorted way

  • http://www.myspace.com/daphnekhoury Daphne

    That was funny…in a distorted way

  • maxgrace

    You got my wife, but you didn’t get me!
    Very funny.
    Bill

  • maxgrace

    You got my wife, but you didn’t get me!
    Very funny.
    Bill

  • Hunter

    I’m a couple of months too late but I could tell that it was a joke when you said “I really loved making a living by ruining lives.” It just seemed like a joke to me after reading about your life from your “The Industry” blogs. I just figured I’d comment on this.

  • Hunter

    I’m a couple of months too late but I could tell that it was a joke when you said “I really loved making a living by ruining lives.” It just seemed like a joke to me after reading about your life from your “The Industry” blogs. I just figured I’d comment on this.