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Ali, The Muslim

Awaiting my return flight to Sacramento at Orange County Airport in Southern California, I decided to eat at the Oasis Grill and Sky Lounge. My waiter was a man named Ali. I sat longer than normal, and as I prepared to leave Ali and I began to communicate. “I have 3 hours until my flight [...]

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To The O.C. With A MacBook Pro in Tow

The very first blog entry written from my brand new 17” MacBook Pro comes at you from 31,000 feet in the air. I’m heading to the Orange County Airport to speak at a Porn and Pancakes event at Mariner’s Church in Irvine, California. I don’t remember where I found it, but I use this handy [...]

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Blunt Talk About Pornography: Questions Answered

As a former producer, it’s normal that people want to ask questions about porn. Many of the questions I’ve received via email or myspace are quite repetitive. I don’t mind answering the same questions over and over again, but I also felt that if the same questions are being asked by so many different people, [...]

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What A Beautiful Mess I'm In

This morning I slept in until 8:11. At that precise time, Citi Financial Auto decided to call to let me know that my car payment is a little late. I was very happy to hear that. Since I was now so rudely awakened, I plopped myself down in my favorite chair… favorite because it happens [...]

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A Stander's Affirmation

Sent to me by Steve G of Colorado Springs, Colorado: Donny, I realize this may not apply as much to you as you are in a different place, but you will meet men and women who will need this and so I wanted to pass it along to you. God bless you, Steve Thanks, Steve. [...]

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An Email I Received This Morning

Hey Donny, I have a HUGE problem. I’m getting married in a month, and my fiancé FOUND MY PICTURES on the internet. He is beside himself. He is hurt and shocked and being that we are supposed to tie the knot in less than a month, I’m freakin suicidal!!! Freakin sick over this….throwing up, cannot [...]

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For JR, Steve, and David:

“God wanted 10 days to create the world. Chuck Norris gave him 6.” This past weekend in Ft Myers, Florida, I had the opportunity to hang out with JR, Steve, and David. Because we are highly mature men, we amused ourselves while driving by telling “momma jokes” and demonstrating our knowledge of Chuck Norris Facts. [...]

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Hello God – I Can't Sleep

Categories:Donny Pauling, Insomnia, Prayer

I like talking to you without the formalities that some seem to think necessary. I realize you’re there when I wake up and have bad breath or when I cuss at some idiot who cuts me off in traffic (I realize the other driver is another one of your kids, God, but can’t they learn [...]

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My Schedule – Are YOU Near Any of These Events?

(I have a prayer request at the end of this article) I’m awake! I’m awake! Of course I am… it’s time to get ready to fly to Ft. Myers, Florida. Tomorrow morning I’m speaking at Porn and Pancakes with Craig and J.R. My schedule for the next several weeks is hectic. I love it! Well, [...]

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National Porn Sunday

October 7th is National Porn Sunday. Ask your pastor to sign up. Today. Just do it. Please? Here’s a preview of part of what will be presented on that day: This is going to be an amazing, life changing event. This is a topic churches known they need to address but don’t know how. XXXChurch [...]

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