Donny's Ramblings

LAST NIGHT:

Donny: Paul says I look like Nemo from Finding Nemo.

Wendy: Well, it’s not that bad. I like the shirt. Really, I do. It’s just…
(then to her mom) Poor Donny. Everyone makes fun of the clothes he buys.

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THIS MORNING:
(upon entering Paul’s office and him viewing the second of 3 shirts I purchased this past Monday - this one yellow and white instead of orange and white like yesterday)

Paul: Did you take a woman shopping with you?

Donny: Nope.

Paul: You should have.

Donny: American Eagle. Clearance Rack.

Paul: I have no doubts!

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I have a good track record with picking shirts for myself (read this entry).